Tuesday, October 19, 2010

whatever, im racist.

"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan"

"How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough."

"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."

"What do you name a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong"

"How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****er is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move?
'Drop it, nigger.'"

"What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?

"What is hard and long on black people?
Third grade"

"Why shouldn't you run over a black guys bike?
Because it might be yours!"

"What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?

"Why do racists carry chainsaws?
Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga"

"How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss. "

"There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the
boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your
work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He
looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian
guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt
and yells, " SUPPLIES!""

"What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?


"An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!""

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

none! they both hang from trees.

There's 2 black guys walking down the street and they see a sign that says "You too can be white for 75 cents."...so...one black guy has a dollar and the other has 50 cents...so...the guy with the dollar went in first so he could give the other guy the quarter left over....so....the guys goes in and he comes out white..then the other black guy goes....hey....give me that other quarter.....and the white guy goes....Get a job, ****in nigger...

In order to save on vacation costs, two secretaries are rooming together.
On the first night Jill turns to her friend, puts her hand on her shoulder, and says,
"There's something I've been meaning to tell you about myself. I'll be frank,
I'm a lesbian."
"That's OK," says the other girl. "I'll be Frank tomorrow night, I'm a lesbian too."

A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages
in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went
and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show
his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly,
but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and
sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate
came along and asked him what was wrong.
"I've only been a white kid for half and hour," he replied, "and I hate those
black bastards already!"